1. So tonight at work…

    I’m sautéing lalala, minding my business. And one of the guys at work comes up and whispers in my ear “I want to bend you over, shove your face in that sauce and fuck you from behind.”

    My first initial reaction was to laugh then I was like wtf?! It’s not the first time a colleague said something crazy to me( as I’ve written in the past) and I’m sure it’s not the last.

    Then I went back to why I laughed. Yes I know that the guy was joking and wouldn’t actually try anything with me ever. And I’m not saying I don’t say crazy shit back( not as extreme) But I’ve been hearing crazy comments like this for years. It’s like I have a form of Stockholms Syndrome, where it’s normal behavior.

    -________-

  2. Scallops

    Scallops

  3. Band Of Horses- No One’s Gonna Love You

  4. Cee-Lo- No One’s Gonna Love You

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    In the name of pumping iron and expressing yourself, enjoy this GQ exclusive “Workout Mix” from Walshy Fire of Major Lazer, Diplo’s prime outlet for reverb-drenched dub and booty-shaking anthems.

  8. At the end of the month I have 2 weddings and an engagement party to attend. All in the same weekend.

    I’m not looking forward to all the questions of when I’m going to settle down and get married.

    But I am looking forward to the open bars though.

  9. Every time I go to write on here that isn’t work related, I realize that there isn’t anything to say.

    Nothing good has really happened. Mainly because I’ve been working so much.

    This has been a post.

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I'm a professional cook who goes on adventures. Kinda like Anthony Bourdain but I don't get paid for it and with more sass