December 2009
“A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves...”
– marilyn monroe. (via quote-book)
If he treats you like a Queen, chances are he was...
hiphop-quotables:yoitsvanessa:deesquared:s-a:sammyycakes:
In Jamaica male/male sex is illegal, but...
ohyeahfacts:
(source)
I need some excitement…ASAP
(RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)²
(via missfeelgood)
Family Dinner
Dad: (eating spicy noodles) Man!! That’s so hot!
Bro: Can you hurt yourself eating spicy food?
Me: Yeah, your booty hole
A man's testicles produce 72 million sperm a day-...
ohyeahfacts:
(The Most Amazing Book of Useless Facts)
And that’s why you wrap it up kids!!
13456.) I'd rather be naked.
(via blogsecret)
Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other...
lickystickypickyme:
Male bedbugs will schtup anything, and when they do, their stabby little penises can do great damage to one another. Female bedbugs have some “down there” armor that absorbs the punishing blows of the bedbug’s love-spear, but males lack this protection. A pheromone discovered by a Swedish researcher can cause male bedbugs to kill each other with their penises through...
“The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side.”
– Scott Westerfeld (via kari-shma)
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love...”
– Bob Marley. (via quote-book)
