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Lame kid for life.
“Do you have any unfulfilled dreams?”
That’s pretty rough. Good work Garfield Minus Garfield.
“There must be another knife somewhere; if he sets his mind to it, goes foraging, scrapes around in the leftovers, he’d be sure to find one.” Oh god, that doesn’t sound good.
“Let’s get out,” whispered Jordan, after a somehow wasteful and inappropriate half-hour”.
well, shit.
“Did Charlotte dine with you?” Makes total sense.
how, Faraday wondered, could one body causea a force on another through empty space. ~ Quantum Enigma by: Bruce Rosenblum & Fred Kuttner…… This worked out lol
” The upswing is that, having eliminated the need for both eating and sleeping, you have a full twenty-four hours a day to spread your charm and talent.”
Hey-oooooo! 24/7 sexy times!
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“nothing, my lord.” xD
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